whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
Reaching around the front and thinking its gone all the way through.
whats the best thing about fucking a transvestite?
Reaching around the front and thinking its gone all the way through.
Hey, remember that time we were on the train and you stuck your head out the window and I stuck my arse out the window and everyone thought we were twins.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Had a wank over an ex-girlfriend the other night....I still have a key...and she's a heavy sleeper.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
I had a wet dream about you last night. I pissed myself with laughter when you fell off a cliff.
Head your with fu##ed just has me like cu#t a that realised have you that moment this at is it. Now read this backwards.
"I want to thank you lord, so far this day. With your help i haven't been impatient, lost my temper, been grumpy, judgemental, or envious of anyone. But i will be going out in a minute and i think i will really need your help to start my bike. Amen."
Went to see a friend's new baby yesterday. She asked me if I'd like to wind it. I thought 'Fuck me, that's a bit harsh". So I gave it a dead leg instead.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Whats the difference between a Walrus & a hardcore Dyke...?
One has a moustache & smells of fish - the other is a Walrus !!!
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Went to the cemetary the other day & saw four men carrying a coffin...
Three hours later I saw the same four men with the same coffin & I thought to myself they've lost the fucking plot !!!
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Little girl was crying in Farmers because she'd lost her Mum...
Security gaurd asked "Whats ya Mum like...?"
The little girl replied "Big cocks & Vodka" !!!
Cheers
To finish first - first you must finish... Oh b.t.w, which way doe's Turn 1 go & whats the lap record...
The recent event in Albany was not a kidnapping. It was a just another chinese takeaway.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Hey can you Help me? Iv just been arrested for possession........ of good looks cops said I need an ugly bugger to bail me out, can you hurry?
A cannibal is found crying next to a large pile of shit. His mate asks whats wrong? The cannibal replies I've just dumped my girlfriend
scientists have discovered that the average cock weighs 8 ounces but cant decide what the average cunt weighs, can you pop on the scales and tex me back?
People have been talking about you but i stuck up for ya.
They were saying you like dick sandwiches. I said "no! you dont like bread"
Member #3164 of the SHITMARK haters club.
A racist one....
What do you do when you see a black man coming out of the bush all covered in blood?................
Stay calm........re-load
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
why dont you run over a Maori when you see him riding a pushbike.
It could be your bike.
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