Share your txt jokes

**cowboyz** · 2nd February 2008, 15:55

sexy fairy appears in front of a young lady and grants her 2 wishes,
she asks for for big tits and a a tight cunt,
fairy gave her 36DD tits and your mobile number.

**cowboyz** · 2nd February 2008, 15:57

man says to mate, "have you fucked my wife"
mate says "definitely not"
man says "you should, shes a better fuck than yours."

**onearmedbandit** · 2nd February 2008, 16:04

Guess what, I've just won a trip to Fiji for me and two mates. Seeing as we go back so far, do you mind mowing my lawns while I'm away?

Great news mate, found a prostitue who charges by the inch. I can't afford her but it will be a cheap root for you.

**SpeedyGirl** · 2nd February 2008, 16:05

Why can't blondes waterski??

Because as soon as they get wet they think its time to lie down!

**Smokin** · 2nd February 2008, 16:17

There is Hot Sex, Fast Sex, Oral Sex, Fruit Sex, Safe Sex, Leather Sex, Phone Sex, Group Sex, Kinky Sex.

And for people with a face like yours there's wanking.

**T.W.R** · 2nd February 2008, 22:31

law of contract fucking:
Any fuck that has been fucked, can be re-fucked if the fucker and the fuckee agree that the fuck which was fucked was a fucking good fuck

**What?** · 4th February 2008, 07:29

This is a chain txt. 4ward 2 15 ppl in the next 6 seconds and fuck all will happen to you.
I did, and fuck all happened to me.

**Mrs Cowboyz** · 6th February 2008, 10:51

George Gregan goes to the doctor and complains
That he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror.
“Im not surprised” said the doctor ”You’re a cunt”

Head your with fucked just has me like
Cunt clever a that realised have you that moment this at is it.
Now read it backwards.

**Mrs Cowboyz** · 6th February 2008, 11:03

Man walks into a clock shop and sees a lovely assistant.
He slaps his dick on the counter. She says It’s a clock shop sir!
I know, put 2 hands and a face on that!

Maori alphabet…….A.C.C….D.P.B…..K.F.C………D.B…..
T.A.B…D.I.C….& W.I.N.Z…Now I know my ABC
I want to claim the whole country!

**Smokin** · 6th February 2008, 11:56

Bloke goes to Amsterdam red light district and ask's for a woman with saggy tit's, Big belly and saddle bag piss flaps.

Kinky then sir?

No he say's, Fucken home sick.

**Smokin** · 6th February 2008, 11:59

What are doing next weekend?
We are making the world's biggest salad and we need a tosser.
Can you come?

**Smokin** · 6th February 2008, 12:02

Just been to the Gym and theres a new machine there.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick, It's good though, It's got Kit kat's, Mars bars, Chips, everything

**Smokin** · 6th February 2008, 12:05

Hey, Can you do me a favor?
When you get a chance text me back cause I've got a friend here that doesn't believe retarded people can text.

**EJK** · 6th February 2008, 12:15

Originally Posted by Drew

All mine are rascist in nature, cos just one fella sends me jokes and he's of the darker skin toned variety.

Let me know if people will be offended before I post them.

Green light

Go ahead, try us lol