You hear that Elton john and his new partner are doing a remake of a Wizard of Oz song??
Its called, "Swallow the yellow thick load"
You hear that Elton john and his new partner are doing a remake of a Wizard of Oz song??
Its called, "Swallow the yellow thick load"
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
don't know if someone has put it up, can't be bothered reading all the posts
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my arse"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and lets have a look".
"Fuck me!!" says the doctor "What could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".
what did the boy with no arms, no legs, was deaf and blind get for xmass?
cancer
q. What do you call an anorexic (sp?) with a yeast infection?
a. Quarter pounder with cheese.
Young & dumb!
Those are pretty bad (Yes I know, Thread revival)
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
What sits in the corner, is red and get smaller and smaller?...
A baby using a potato peeler as a comb.
News from London: The latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it out of a straw. Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Bah, thats old hat. Bikers have been doing that for years. (Really NWS!)Originally Posted by MSTRS
seriously can't be good for ya..
but so wanna go (to drink, not to hold the drink)
Yeah, I was wondering that . . . I figured that the pressure could do nasty things to her insides, but she does seem to be laughing about the whole thing so maybe not . . .
LOL - I'm glad tho that your wanting to be the drinker rather than the holder - Chateau de Butt, anyone?
(or should that be Shat-oh . . .)
Enema express
hey! strawberry champaign....!
What's the definition of self destruction?
An epileptic lepper
It's just one of those days, where you don't wanna wake up,
everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip.
What do you call a leper in a spa bath...
Soup...
Crazy Steve
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