What's your sickest joke?

**In The Breeze** · 15th December 2005, 07:42

Originally Posted by Damon

One pedofille turns to another and says "I'll give you two 5's for a 10"

since we're on this topic

**Lias** · 16th December 2005, 10:10

Q. How many jews fit in a volkswagen?
A. 4 in the seats, 6 million in the ashtray.

Q. Did you hear about Evil Kinevil's cousin in the KKK, Klu Klux Kinevil?
A. His trick was to jump over 50 niggers in a steamroller.

Q. Whats the difference between a nigger and a tyre?
A. Tyres dont sing when you put chains on em

Q. Whats the ultimate catch 22 for jews?
A. Free pork

Q. Why do niggers cry during sex?
A. The Mace.

Q. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
A. Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Q. Why do niggers stink?
A. So blind people can hate them too.

Q. What is a nigger on a bike?
A. Thief.

Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A. He doesn't know he's black.

Q. Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
A. It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Two jews fighting over a penny.

Q. How does a black woman fight crime?
A. She has an abortion.

Q. Why are synogoges round?
A. So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out
the collection plate.

Q. How can you tell the Jewish mother-in-law at a wedding?
A. She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice.

Q. What did Mussilini say to hitler when hitler visited italy?
A. If I knew you were coming i would have baked a kike

I'm not anti-semetic thou, really. My grandfather died at Austwitchz.
He fell off a guard tower!

**judgeshock** · 16th December 2005, 10:15

**RantyDave** · 16th December 2005, 10:30

Ah, now not so long ago there was a sick joke competition somewhere on the Interweb and this was the winner:

A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?" The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there." The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

**T.W.R** · 16th December 2005, 11:00

blind fella walking down the road, walks past a fish shop. what does he say as he's walking past?

Morning ladies!

homosexual indian hops into his canoe one day, takes two short strokes & shot across the lake!

hear that McDonalds are producing a Michael Jackson Burger, its A 40yr old piece of meat in 12yr old buns!

how do you know when a hooker is full ? she's got a runnie nose.

how do you know when she's on the level ? both nostrils are dribbling.

did you know hitler's old man was the best carpenter in the world ? yep he built a complete shithouse with only one tool !

**miSTa** · 16th December 2005, 16:34

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other,

"I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $100. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."

**WINJA** · 16th December 2005, 21:43

whys a pedofile like a tortise ,,,,, cause they both get there before the hair does

**ducatilover** · 16th December 2005, 22:06

whats worse than 30 babies tied to a tree? one baby tied to 30 trees

how do you make a hormone? dont pay her...

what goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? a blond doing cartwheels.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock? you can fuck a dead baby....

and my fav, how do you get a baby into a jar? with a blender! how do you get the baby out of the jar? cornchips

**Good Girl** · 16th December 2005, 22:31

MOre bad karma...

Why did the Christchurch man kill the protitute?
Cause he couldn't even pay her for sex!

**T.W.R** · 16th December 2005, 22:50

what do you call a blonde when she leaves a party? a box of assorted creams!

the three things a perfect woman would say :
1. aim anywhere its good for my skin
2. of course i do, i love the taste
3. I'm bored can we shave my pussy

two irish couples decide to swap partners. after about 2hrs of sex, one says; fuck me that was good! i wonder how the girls are getting on?

rooster & cat walking over a bridge, the cat slips and falls into the river!, the rooster can't stop laughing ! whats the moral of the story?
Where ever theres a wet pussy, theres a happy cock!

**inlinefour** · 16th December 2005, 23:17

How do you make a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an alterboy.

**miSTa** · 16th December 2005, 23:23

Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, "a bit sour."

**Damon** · 19th December 2005, 09:25

How do you stop a baby from swinging on your clothes line?

With a shovel (((GONG!!)))

**Swoop** · 19th December 2005, 14:20

Guy phones his work: Boss, I can't come in today - I'm SICK!
Boss: I saw you yesterday, you looked fine.
Guy: But I'm really SICK!!!
Boss: How sick can you be???
Guy: I've been fucking my sister, is that sick enough?