Women's Lonely Heart Ads,And What
They Really Mean!
Adventurous-slag.
Athletic-No tits.
30 something-50 odd.
Fun-Annoying wild-Gets pissed easliy
Beautiful eyes-Face like a robbers dog.
Seeks knight in shinning armour-Ex is a fucking nutter.
New age-Smelly with a hairy chuff.
Headstrong-Argumentive.
Enjoys pudding and clubbing-Alcoholic.
Curvy-Fat cunt.
Cuddly-Fat cunt.
Likes eating out-Greedy fat cunt.
Likes nights in-Lazy fat cunt.
Some More Women's Lonely
Heart Ads And What They Really Mean!
Average looking-face like a robbers dog.
Ex smoker-Bragging cunt.
Ex model-Fucked by anyone who would take her
picture,now an old shit.
Ex millitary-Lesbian.
Professional sports woman-Lesbian.
Yummy Mummy-Council estate slag with seven
kids under six years old.
Non meat eater-Non anything.
Motorcycle rider-Suicidal tendancis.
Likes fast cars-Likes fucking rich blokes.
Homemaker-She wants to make your home hers.
Wants relationship-Wants gulible cunt.
Likes childern-Likes benefits.
Likes backpacking-Likes fucking black cunts abroad.
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