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    Alas it's all in vane and I feel shafted... and to compound my misery it's a beautiful day.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    That deserves a round of Appleause.
    I know a guy thats got the clap ... maybe he can spare you some!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Next thing to do would be grab the camera, list that thing & get yourself something decent

    You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    That's total bullshit(don't get me wrong he is still a fucktard) is just you have become more or less immune to his fucktardness...........
    he MAY be a fucktard, but he's OUR fucktard ...
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????
    Everything is better than a Marina Ute
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    he MAY be a fucktard, but he's OUR fucktard ...
    Can't remember who I was talking about (but I guess its was Askisaxel) So assuming it is... Well I still stand by whatever it was then... regardless ours?... I always assumed he was spewed up by a gang of gypsy apes.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Can't remember who I was talking about (but I guess its was Askisaxel) So assuming it is... Well I still stand by whatever it was then... regardless ours?... I always assumed he was spewed up by a gang of gypsy apes.....
    If it was Akzle... he looks real pretty shaven.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Everything is better than a Marina Ute
    ^ Wot he said with the possible exception of the Robin Reliant
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????
    Yes...


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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    If it was Akzle... he looks real pretty shaven.
    rather you than me
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
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    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    the word zero.
    It has the letter 'o' in it.
    O, is a letter. Zero is a number.
    Phone numbers do not have letters in.
    Worse is when they say things like 'oh eight hundred, for hookers, thats oh eight hundred three six seven four....'

    zero fuckers. Zero is the number before one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    ^ Wot he said with the possible exception of the Robin Reliant
    Jealous bastards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You mean there's something BETTER than a Marina ute????
    yeah.. the guy above oldrider talks of, he may have the clap but he dont have a marina ute


    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...some people may comprehend the gravity of the last two posts...
    fuck you ex pres... who pulled your chain

    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Attended an "animal welfare" course today at work to be informed that no longer will i be permitted to use a cattle prod for the purpose of moving a cow to meet its maker,the guy running the thing had no answer to the obvious question as to how the fuck i was going to move the thingLooking forward to conversations with stubborn cows.
    HEY, ginga's have feelings to ya know, next ya gona have to give us a cuddle ya know


    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I'll start off by giving the Marina a wash then take it from there...
    yeah... you could do with one ya self
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    yeah.. the guy above oldrider talks of, he may have the clap but he dont have a marina ute




    fuck you ex pres... who pulled your chain


    HEY, ginga's have feelings to ya know, next ya gona have to give us a cuddle ya know



    yeah... you could do with one ya self
    Who pulled YOUR chain ya dribbly-cock balding ginga with no BLMC product? Jeeze, some people.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Who pulled YOUR chain ya dribbly-cock balding ginga with no BLMC product? Jeeze, some people.....
    The world is full of love and kisses tonight!

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