Research on motorcyclists, pillions, and non-riders

[Smifffy]

Hmmm, let's see.

You bang on about risk, the terms and conditions state:

This competition is not open to employees, elected members or contractors of
Optimal Experience,
or any person directly involved
with the New Zealand
Government a
nd its agencies,
or their direct family members.

From your website list of esteemed customers we see the following logos front and centre:

Handy that ACC also has a bunch of "different organisations" from which to source funding.

All of this cloak and dagger stuff leads me to trust you less, not more. Why don't you just get the GCSB to give you the data?

[Smifffy]

Michael is clearly passionate about motorcycling, and his beloved Ducatti:

The person

In his spare time he likes to run, bike, scuba dive, and of course travel. His goal is to run a marathon in New Zealand, land on a glacier in the south island, and convince his friends to move to middle earth as well. While he's not doing this, you'll find him looking for exceptionally made craft cocktails.

[Drew]

Michael is clearly passionate about motorcycling, and his beloved Ducatti:

Dammit. I searched for Mark Dutton on bookface.

Seems like he doesn't want to make another appearance here, so wanted to take my questions to him.

[Smifffy]

Dammit. I searched for Mark Dutton on bookface.

Seems like he doesn't want to make another appearance here, so wanted to take my questions to him.

His skype name is the same as his username here, or you could just call his mobile: oops

[Drew]

His skype name is the same as his username here, or you could just call his mobile: oops

Skype, that's the video calling one yeah?

It's pants optional Monday here, I dunno if it's a good idea.

[Road kill]

Just another pack of sneaky cunts that won't tell who their backers are,,,because their a pack of sneaky cunts an don't want to tell the real truth.

Here's a plan,,,,FUCK OFF.

[rastuscat]

It's meant to qualify your risk assessment levels I think.

Or possibly to see if it's worth emailing you to see if you're keen on a one night stand.

[BigAl]

Oh and another thing dear mdutton27, your credibility is shot to pieces. I suspect you do not own a bike. Why? Well, any bike owner who has spent their hard earned money to get a bike of his/her dreams knows how to spell the name of their bike.... Ducatti, roflmfao!

That'll be the Chinese made duke.

[Drew]

Or possibly to see if it's worth emailing you to see if you're keen on a one night stand.

Six week hiatus in the marital bed here at home, can I alter my survey answers?

[Ocean1]

I think that this is a particularly biased piece of research that is designed to reinforce a bunch of preconceived opinions.

I got as far as Q23 by glossing over a lot of irrelevant multi-choice answers, and in fact "none of the above" would probably have been more accurate for all of them, should it have been available.

I could almost write the document the data's supposed to support, just from the survey's language and structure.

[carburator]

Dear Michael,

My partner with 15 years of research experience covering television, radio and online media can help you with your UX
and design for your survey, and is available to consult and make recommendations to make your survey more user friendly

P.S. is also a learner rider.

So in short your people need to have a chat to my people..

[Berries]

I lost interest in the survey after about five or six pages.

At this time we are not disclosing who has commissioned the project

Hardly encouragement to fill it in is it?

[Gianz]

Ducatti. Priceless. Probably the only bike brand he could even come close to spell...

[Gianz]

Just to save time to others: it's an ACC survey to find out how ruthless we are and how much more we should pay.

[The Reibz]

I suspect you'd get a warmer response if you didnt make it so blatantly clear that everything was copy pasta.

I never ride at less than 200 km/hr when I have a pillion, and the front wheel never wears as it is always in the air. I also beat up and run over anyone who doesnt ride, they dont deserve to breathe my air.
Is that the answers you expect?

This has to be one of the best things I have ever read on kiwibiker. Someone get this man a beer...

If three hayabusas are travelling 270kph+ down the north western and the lead rider has a radar detector and laser jammer is this considered safe? Just want to clear things up