Self massage and self-performed meridian therapy

**Drew** · 9th July 2013, 15:38

Ah, so "no" then.

As you were.

**unstuck** · 9th July 2013, 15:38

Originally Posted by Drew

Is anyone else, like...really fucken disturbed that this rooster is talking about fingering his bum hole, in a spa full of zipper heads?

**scissorhands** · 9th July 2013, 15:41

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Colon massage? The BDOTGNZA will be there if your apostrophes need work.

The colon massage is like dumping carbon from your headers.

Colon cancer is more common that nearly all other cancers. Most peoples colons need work

**Big Dave** · 9th July 2013, 15:41

**scissorhands** · 9th July 2013, 15:43

Originally Posted by Drew

Is anyone else, like...really fucken disturbed that this rooster is talking about fingering his bum hole, in a spa full of zipper heads?

manual therapy of the colon, not anus
I rub my stomach

**Big Dave** · 9th July 2013, 15:43

**unstuck** · 9th July 2013, 15:43

**Drew** · 9th July 2013, 15:45

Originally Posted by scissorhands

manual therapy of the colon, not anus
I rub my stomach

It's no where near as funny when you say it man.

**bosslady** · 9th July 2013, 15:52

Originally Posted by buggerit

+1, might need a weed wacker repower, she's pretty upset

Not required. Thanks.

**avgas** · 9th July 2013, 16:30

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

How did they vibrate?

**Banditbandit** · 9th July 2013, 16:36

A small rodent ran around on a treadmill inside the vibrator - this treadmill was connected to an off-set cam that beat against the sides depending on how excited the rodent became ???

**Drew** · 9th July 2013, 16:38

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

A small rodent ran around on a treadmill inside the vibrator - this treadmill was connected to an off-set cam that beat against the sides depending on how excited the rodent became ???

Soooo, one needed porn for their own purposes, and some for the rodent also?